Sounds from 511: Gunslinger

"Booze, its what's for dinner" [00:00:01] (32096 bytes)

"Everything I need to know I learned from booze" [00:00:01] (28761 bytes)

"Booze. Write that down" [00:00:01] (31255 bytes)

"Oh hello boobie. Say, do you wanna make people's heads explode? Sure, we ALL do" [00:00:05] (87260 bytes)

"A million men died for nothing." "Only one wore a green burret" [00:00:05] (89375 bytes)

Hallway humor: "Doors don't open like that. There's a number... he's in the HALL!" [00:00:07] (121292 bytes)

Hallway humor: "I told you no changes" "Now get outta my hall" [00:00:02] (44220 bytes)

Hallway humor: "Wait a minute, she's in my room now. Where do I go?" [00:00:02] (37954 bytes)

Hallway humor: "Come in" "Or out..." "Why is all your stuff in the hallway?" [00:00:06] (98966 bytes)

Hallway humor: "I'll see you in your room." "Its a HALLWAY and don't you forget it!" [00:00:04] (74149 bytes)

Hallway humor: "Why don't you leave your drinking to your room Cane" "Its a hall!" [00:00:03] (57658 bytes)

Hallway humor: *knock* *knock* "Come out!" [00:00:01] (26241 bytes)

Hallway humor: Daaaaah ok who wants to come into the hallway now [00:00:03] (56340 bytes)

He made MY head explode. Thank you Dr. Forrester. Thank you! [00:00:08] (134900 bytes)

Servo's head is huge. [00:00:07] (216834 bytes)

Joel notices jeep tracks... in a movie with a setting of the 1800' [00:00:03] (50491 bytes)

Well I'll just follow these jeep tracks [00:00:02] (37114 bytes)

Yippie kayai mamma jamma [00:00:01] (32098 bytes)

We will return to non sequitor theater [00:00:08] (136650 bytes)

Hey I love what you're drivin. Pinto, right? [00:00:02] (41288 bytes)

"The Pony Express: when it absolutely positively has to be there in 3 or 4 months or so" [00:00:04] (73889 bytes)

"He didn't murder them outright, he just... fed them to the yankee" "With a choice of salad, soup, or juice" [00:00:05] (88934 bytes)

"Ya know... he shoulda slid him across the bar" "Oh they hadn't invented that yet" [00:00:05] (87263 bytes)

Joel praises what's being "preached" [00:00:12] (192597 bytes)

Servo explains time. And its all so clear after he explains it! [00:00:11] (177132 bytes)

The wiffle invention exchange. Wiffle hat, wiffle glass, etc. etc. [00:00:51] (830817 bytes)